Man periods. The struggle is way too real.
Of course, the fun continued when we got home. Remember all those nice compliments yesterday? Apparently, he doesn't. He got mad at me for not opening the door fast enough, starting the dishwasher, turning the kitchen light on, and the junk mail HE left on the counter yesterday. I'd already had enough of his shit for the day. If they sold manpons at Walgreen's I'd have been on my way to get some immediately, but I had to settle for hiding out in the bedroom for the evening. This man has been in here every 20 minutes bitching about everything under the sun. Yesterday, we were blessed and living a wonderful, happy life. Today he hates everything and our lives are a special kind of hell. We joke a lot that we'd rather be miserable with each other than happy with someone else, but I didn't think it was the goal of our marriage to achieve it. Either he needs an exorcist or I need a drink.
Everyone knows I am crazy about my man, but it's no
secret he's the biggest whiner on Earth even when he's not experiencing
man-strual psychosis. He says that every relationship he had before me they fought
like cats and dogs. I guess he needed a woman like me because I’m not about to
engage in an argument about why the kitchen light is on. Turn the shit off and
move on!!! I probably tell him at least
once a day, “There is no way in hell I’m going to argue about this.” Shuts him
right up. A lot of my friends have said they could never be with my husband
because he’d drive them crazy. You
certainly have to be able to resist engaging in a pointless argument to be married to him. He says that being in an
abusive relationship for so long prepared me for being married to him because
it makes him seem like an angel. To an extent he might be right, but I really
think that sometimes people are just suited to each other. If putting up with
him whining like a bitch is all I have to do to have a lifetime full of love
and happiness then bring on the complaining because I’m with it!
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